Table of Contents

1. Text Messages
2. The Stack
3. Six Words
4. Enlightened Conversations and Soured Whiskies
5. The Great Escapes
6. The Unfounded Dollar
7. The Stodgy Inquisition of Waylan Dwight Jessup III
8. Since We Were Four
9. Einstein’s Birthday
10. If I Just Lay Here
11. Death Threats and Tartar Sauce
12. Precious Medals
13. Nature versus Nurture
14. The Motel Pool is for Lovers
15. Who Invited That Guy?